How Lillle got her rapper name

I went to one of the oldest schools in Australia. It was surrounded by acres, animals and rolling hills. It was first settled by farmers for its rich volcanic soil. As my hometown is set upon a volcano. It was a very traditional Australian school. Every week we had an assembly. It was always so solemnly serious. I wouldn’t dare misbehave. I did however manage to pay attention even though there was chaos everywhere. We would sing the national anthem, stand still and observe a few moments of silence. No other schools in my hometown did it that way. It was past down to us by the first settlers.

My best friend, and I did everything together. Her name was Kate. All us kids played games like ‘Whats the time Mr. Wolf’ , ‘Red Rover’ and ‘bull-rush’. After playing those games one day. She walked up to me, and tells me that Henry likes me.

After walking home from school one day. I sat in my parents room. This time my sister brought it up. I then stood up. I looked at myself in the mirror, pushed my cheeks in, and said ‘why would he like me, I have fat cheeks?’

From that day forward the world would know me as Lil’ Chub Ch33ks

Real names have been changed

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