Verse One
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Etsy please stand up?
I repeat will the real Etsy please stand up?
We’re going to have a problem here
Y’all act like you never seen a kind person before
Jaws all on the floor like Kim and JJ just burst in the door
started film her ass before the war,
Throwing her over furniture
exploiting her body (ah!)
It’s the return of the “Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
she didn’t just say what I think she did, did she?”
And the Doc said
Nothing you idiots the doc fled, he’s locked in my dollhouse (ha ha)
Feminist women love Etsy, picky picky picky real Etsy I’m sick of her
Look at her, walking around grabbing her …tail
Pickin the you know food “yeah, but she’s not cute though”
Part 2 Coming Soon
A special thanks to Thylakoids for overseeing the lyrics